My love of gossip is one of my many vices. I regularly visit sites with celebrity news. A couple of weeks ago I stumbled upon this extraordinary headline: George is not a homosexual (Dutch: George is geen homo).
Imagine my surprise. George not gay? Really? You could've fooled me! What on earth could have happened? Did someone catch George on the Heath in a compromising embrace with a lady? Did Gerri finally turn him? My mind was awhirl with the possibilities.
A bit nervous I scanned the article and sighed with relief. I'm happy to report that all is well, George Michael is still as gay as a daffodil. The article was about that other famous George, everyone's favourite ER doc. Phew, close call!